NASA sent out this intriguing yet mysterious announcement this week:
NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.
I have contacts at NASA and was able to obtain a part of the announcement that will be released – it’s apparently a transmission from an alien civilization that read in part, “It is neccesary for the advancement of your civilization that you increase the funding of your Federal space agency, preferably in the current budget cycle”
What motivated the aliens to send such a message is as yet unknown.
**Update: NASA, in a lame bait-and-switch scheme has announced that it’s ‘evidence of extraterrestrial life’ consists of finding arsenic utilizing bacteria in California. While California is alien in many respects, it is in fact wholly terrestrial. We regret our involvement in this charade.**